Disclaimer: The following parody series is an over exaggeration of internet rumors, WWE characters, and insanity. Five Star ENT does not own the rights to any of these characters or their characteristics. Five Star ENT also does not claim to own the PSDs used for this series. This is strictly for Entertainment Purposes Only. Five Star ENT has tremendous respect for the WWE wrestlers and professional wrestling in general and the risks they take day after to day, to keep us entertained. Now on to the story...

At the beginning of January 2005, Five Star ENT sent a crew of cameras to various WWE events to show the wrestling fans how life is in and outside the ring. The things you see here may shock you, make you laugh, make you cry, or make you downright say "I KNEW IT!" This material contains content not suitable for Triple H

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::The WWE Superstars were together playing basketball at a RAW/Smackdown "CharityEvent". At the moment it was a RAW vs. Smackdown basketball game::

Jindrak: I'm open! I'm open!
Angle: We don't have the ball!
Jindrak: ...Shut up..

::Christian had the ball::

Christian: ::Passes it to Snitsky::

::Snitsky tries to get the ball but Heidenreich intercepts it::

Christian: Damn it Snitsky!
Snitsky: O.O IT WASN'T..MY...FAULT!!
Heidenreich: I can score the shot! And tie the game! A win for Heideneich is a-O.O ::Sees Maria twirling her hair::...There she is..

::Heidenreich sees Maria in slow motion::

Music: There she goes...there she goes again..

Maria: ::Trying to chew gum and twirl her hair at the same time::..::Chews some then stop to twirl her hair then tries to do both and bites her tongue::....Oww...::Tries again and hurts herself::Stupid gum! ::Spits it out:: There! ::Starts to walk::Now no more looking stupi-::Trips over the gum somehow:: Whoa! ::Falls::
Stacy: ::Points and laughs::

Heidenreich: O.O...What a dame!!

::Orton stole the ball::

Heidenreich: HEY! ::Gets an RKO:: Heiden-down!
Jindrak: Hey! That should be a foul!
Orton: I got it! I got it! I-

(Fit preview pic here)

Orton: What the hell??
Cena: ::Takes the ball then shoots::: Yeah!! Da Champ Is Here!! Da Champ Is HERE!!!
Orton: ......

::The Divas were watching Orton::

Michelle McCool: So that's what it looks like...not a legend killer...
Torrie: Not at legend killer at all...
Joy Giovanni: Tsk tsk tsk...
Lauren Jones: Aren't you girls married?
Torrie: We can look, but we can't touch...
Orton: ::Notices:: O.O Oh no! Nononononno! It's cold out! It's not me! It's not me!!

::The girls walked off::

Orton: Damn it!! ::Chases after them with his pants down:: Girls! Come back! Come back!

::The scene switched to Shelton Benjamin as he was going to do a free throw shot::

Eric Bischoff: This can win the game for RAW! Shelton's gotta do this!
Theodore Long: Whadda ya mean playa??
Bischoff: Well, it's basketball and he's bla-::Sees long:: Errr...he's
Long: He's what dawg...?
Bischoff: He's black and blue from all the basketball training he does...
Long: Whadda ya mean black and blue playa? Shelton doesn't look sore dawg. He's representin for the RAW side. And he's gonna be blocked by the Smackdizzle Fo Chizzle! Ya feel me??
Bischoff: ....I'm sorry...WHAT?!?

::By Commentary::

Tazz: Shelton can do this Cole!
Cole: And Smackdown would lose this Charity Event.
Tazz: I know Cole! That would be awful Cole! Imagine what Theodore Long will be like Cole! If we lose Cole! It's crazy Cole! A real ROCKETBUSTA COLE!
Cole: ...?
Tazz: What's with the silence COLE? PROBLEM COLE?
Cole: Nothin....Tazz...
Tazz: Okay Cole! Back to the game COLE!

::Shelton looked focused::

Edge: You can do it Shelton!
HBK: I know what you're thinkin kid! I've been down that road!
Shelton: ....
Christian: You've been down every road haven't you?
HBK: Christian, I know what you're thinkin...I've been down that road. The Heartbreak Kid KNOWS-
Trish: Shhhhhh!

::Silence::

Maria: ...Oh! ::Shuts up::
Trish: ::Shakes her head::

::By the Smackdown side::

Cena: We're gonna lose. He's gonna dunk that ball like the dunking contests....
Rey: It's a free-throw shot...
Cena: ...I knew that..
JBL: I can't let RAW beat Smackdown! I am Mister Smackdown! A WRESTLING GAWD! AND I ALSO COOK A MEAN SALISBURY STEAK! I CAN'T LET SOMEONE LIKE SHELTON BENJAMIN EMBARRASS ME AND EMBARRASS SMACKDOWN!
Cena: Well then don't talk about it! Be about it!
JBL: Oh I'll show you be about it...I'll show you "be about it" right NOW!

::Shelton got ready to shoot::

JBL: ::Yells out:: NIG-

::The word was edited by birds flying, a church organ playing, and other things to block out JBL's obscene word::

Shelton: ::Misses:: O.O....
Audience: O.O....
Maria: ....Oh! Umm... O.O Ahhhhhh....

Cole: S-Smackdown wins the game...
Tazz: Sweet racism COLE! JBL strikes again COLE!
JBL: ::Smiling::

::In the locker room::

Y2J: I can't believe he said that!
Benoit: Who does JBL think he is!?
Kane: I mean the audacity to call Shelton a....you know...that word...
HBK: That's worse than Hardcore Holly's attitude on the younger generation...
::Flashback::

Kid: When I grow up, I wanna be a WWE wrestler!
Hardcore Holly: ...Really? So you think you could hang with us?
Kid: Well, it would be hard but-::Gets punched across the face::

::Hardcore Holly roughs up the kid and works stiff on him::

Mom: What are you doing to my son?!
Holly: O.O....Look, he provoked me...he needs to learn...
Kid: No I didn't...::Gets hit some more::
Holly: N00B!!

::Flashback ends::

HBK: I've been down that road. I know what JBL's thinkin...
Y2J: Then what was he thinking?
HBK: ....Ummm....Jericho, I know what you're thinkin'-
Y2J: I didn't ask about me! I asked about JBL!
HBK: ::Looks around::...Look over there! Fozzy fans!

::Y2J turned his head and was hit with the Sweet Chin Music::

::Everyone turns to him::

HBK: ..What? He fell..

Confessional:

Trish: What JBL said was uncalled for and derogatory! He'd better get in trouble for it! I mean that was terrible...

Confessional:

J.R: It was an embarrassment for the WWE, and we still have to make up for the Holly incident!

Confessional:

Triple H: ...Is this about Triple H? ...JBL? You mean Smackdown-Triple H? Oh? What he said? Well, I mean c'mon THOSE PEOPLE say it all the time...it's like me sayin Triple H mah Triple H. Got a problem with it? Trippa pleeze! o.o What? What do you mean what do I mean by THOSE PEOPLE? You know...The RAW people. Triple Hhhhhhhhhhh! (Duhhhhhhhhhh!)

::By JBL::

JBL: Good game! Go Smackdown!

::Silence::

JBL: What?? What'd I do now?
Angle: You know what you did!
JBL: Fine, fine, I traded your gold medals for Krispy Kremes. There? Ya happy! But let me tell you something! They were GOOD okay?! And furhtermore-
Cena: No no. Not that. What you did to Shelton.
Angle: Wait, what about my medals?!
Big Show: What you said back there was just as bad as the Nazi thing..
JBL: What'd I say? N(bleep)
Lockeroom: ............................
JBL: Hey! Hey! Hey! For all you know, I'm part African-American!
Cena: ...AKIO has more of a chance of being African-american than you.....
JBL: Oh look who's TALKING! You're a walking stereotype Ceminem! And c'mon! It's a word! It's a COMMON WORD! "Cat" "Dog" "N(bleep)" ::Everyone protests:: C'MON! I mean they say it all the time! Even Booker T HIMSELF was even caught saying it on camera!

::Flashback::

WCW PPV Event:

Booker T: Hulk Hogan, we're comin for you n(bleep) O.O
Mean Gene: O.O...

Note: That really happened. I'm not making that up.

JBL: Look, I am a WRESTLING...GAWD! Okay? And WWE Champion! Is it wrong that I that I said a WORD?? A word that's in the English language?
Angle: It's derogatory...you don't see me upsetting people...::Does his squats::
Cena: ....Mannnn...Kurt!
Carlito: Look, what we're tryin to say is...thas not cool man...
JBL: Look, is Shelton mad? No! Is Orlando mad? No! Is Booker mad? No! I did nothing wrong and Vince McMahon will realize that...this is all gonna blow over!

::In the creative room the RAW crew was inside::

Y2J; Vince! This has got to stop! This has got to stop!
Trish: Yeah!
Y2J: Fozzy has a new album and we don't get a WORD of publicity! I mean what the hell? If John Cena had an albu-
Trish: That's NOT what we're HERE about!
Y2J: Oh..
Vince: Then..why are you here?
Kane: JBL....
Snitsky: He says racial things that ARE HIS FAULT!
Stacy: He offends people!
Maria: His name doesn't make sense! What's a Jibble? (JBL)

::They all look at her::

Benoit: ...."John...Bradshaw...Layfield...."
Maria: Ohhh...::Extends her hand:: I'm Maria! ^_^
Benoit: ::Gets ready to grab her arm and puts her in the crossface::
Vince: Chris! Favorite brand-errr..RAW brand....I don't know what you're talking about. This is his first offense....
Benoit: Oh yeah!? What about the Survivor Series!

::Flashback::

Benoit: ::Walking into his room:: O.O What the?!
JBL: ::Wearing Benoit's Canadian flag as a towel:: I forgot my towel at home...::Walks off::

::Flashback ends::

Trish: Or my birthday...

::Flashback::

Trish: This has been the best birthday ever! This gift is from Vince. ::Opens it:: Wow! A replica of the Women's Title...and a note...O.O No more Women's Division?? Released?! O.O But-But! ::Runs off crying::
JBL: ::Laughs hysterically:: That's great!

::Everyone glared at him::

JBL: What??

::Flashback ends::

Y2J: And what he did to Fozzy...

::Flashback::

Y2J: Hey JBL, wanna listen to the latest Fozzy album?
JBL: ..What's Fozzy?
Y2J; O.O...

::Flashback ends::

Benoit: How is that severe?
Y2J: It IS OKAY??
Trish: ::Rolls her eyes:: Anyway, Vince! This guy is a danger to the WWE society and the place that we work in!
Vince: ...I'll see what I can do...
Trish: ...That always means no...

::Triple H walks in::

Triple H: ...........I knew it! You're all Triple H-ing against me! ::Holds the title:: Well you can't take it away from me!
Orton; Hunter, we're not trying-
Triple H: Shut up! ::Runs off crying::

::Later on in the lockerroom after a house show Christian heard giggling::

Christian: ::Singing:: If I just close my eyes! ::Smiles:: Ah! That's a good theme song. Whose theme is that? ...Oh yes! That's mine! I'm so cool...Christian: ::Walking into the locker room:: Hey Edge, do you have any-O.O...Oh...My...God....
Lita: O.O...::Covers up::
Edge: O.O.....
Christian: O.O....
Edge: Ummm...
Lita: Hey...Christian...::Nervous laugh::
Christian: O.O...::Slowly walks out of the room::

Confessional:

Christian: So there I was...walking into the lockerroom. And I saw Edge..and Li-::Edge speared him:: Owww! What the hell?!
Edge: I need to talk to you...

To Be Continued