::By Randy Orton::

Orton: So then I was like-::Mark Jindrak walks up::
Jindrak: So what's goin on ORTON?
Orton; Not much JINDRAK. If you just walked in unnoticed like you normally do you would've HEARD what I was about to say! Now, as I was saying...I heard tonight, I was going to win the World Heavyweight Championship! And then I was like "::Orton pose::" And he was like-
Akio: That's not what I heard...

::Everyone turns to Akio::

Jindrak: The wise mentor speaks! ::Bows to Akio:: Master Chun. Give us your wisdom.
Akio: ...My name is Jimmy Yang asshole. And second, I heard Triple H talking and he's keeping the title.
Orton: O.O What?!
Cena: The Game strikes again dawg...You can't see him!
Orton: Shut up Cena! I can see him. I can see everything. I have eyes! Akio, tell me everything you know, man!
Akio: Well...

::Flashback::

Triple H: So it's decided. I'm gonna keep the Triple H tonight against Orton!
Steph: For the 100th time...YES....
Triple H: Good.

::Silence::

Triple H: So tonight I'm gonna-
Steph: OH MY GOD, HUNTER!

::Akio was walking by with Chinese Food::

Triple H: My Chinese Triple H is here! ::Grabs Akio:: Is it me? Or does the food seem Triple Higger (Bigger) to you?
Steph: That's Akio, the food is in his HAND...
Triple H: ...Oh...Tri knew that...Thank you Asian-Triple H!
Akio: ....First of all my name is Jimmy "Akio" Yang, and second, that's MY FOOD.
Triple H: ....Steph, Asian-Triple H doesn't know we don't speak Asian...
Steph: ::Sighs:: He's so racist..::Looks at Akio::...Akio, I'll put extra money on your check. Go along.
Akio: ....You know what you COULD do, I have this storyline idea that-
Steph: Thaaaat's great. I'll get right on that.
Akio: ....::Walks off angrily muttering:: No you won't....

::Silence::

Triple H: So whose winning the Triple H?
Steph: You....
Triple H: Yes!!

::Flashback ends::

Akio: And there you have it. I lost more shreds of dignity, but you have your story.
Orton: Thanks Tajiri. But man, this SUCKS! ::Sighs:: Ah, man...::Looks down::
Cena: Randy...there's never a good way to say this but.....A-HA!!! ::Brushes his shoulder off:: It's all good homie! You'll get your chance someday!
Orton: Really??
Cena: ...No. A-HA!
Orton: ............::Storms off::
Jindrak: Run Randy! Run!
Carlito: He's not running, he's storming off...shut up Jindrak! ::Jindrak glares as Carlito bites into the apple::
Akio: Poor guy...I wish I was at least in the Royal Rumb-O.O Hey what the hell are you doing with my hand??
Jindrak: ::Rubbing Akio's hand on his abs:: C'mon! This six-pack NEEDS to be felt!
Akio: Well when you put it that way, ::Takes his hand away::
Jindrak: Aww...::Looks down::

::Randy Orton was seen running::

Trish: ::Talking to Hurricane:: Remember the comic when Wolverine-
Orton: Trish, have you seen Triple H?
Trish: I think he's in his dressing room...
Hurricane: It's to the Hurri-left!
Orton: Thanks. ::Looks Trish up and down:: You know...you and I-
Trish: Celibate.
Orton: ...What? ..R-Really?
Trish: ::Nods:;
Orton: Ah man....

::Orton ran off::

Hurricane: Trish, you just made a deposit in the first national bank of lies...
Trish: ::Hits him::

::By Triple H::

Triple H: ::Holding Rey Mysterio's mask:: Try and get it! ::Rey reaches and Triple H pulls it back:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Try and get it! :Rey reaches and Triple H pulls it back:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Try and get it! ::Rey jumps on a pole and 6-1-9's Triple H:: >.< AHHH! SON OF A-::Rey took the mask and ran:: HE TRIP-L-H'd me! ::Orton ran up::
Orton: Hunter...
Triple H: ...Oh...it's YOU...
Orton: What's with the hatred?
Triple H: No, not YOU! Tri'm playing WWF King Of The Ring for Nintendo. The guy Tri'm fighting is YOU.
Orton: Oh...anyway, Hunter, we need to talk.
Triple H: My mic skills don't need work..
Orton: HUNTER!
Triple H: What?!?
Orton: We AGREED I was going to win the title tonight! How am I ever supposed to grow as a competitor, man! If you keep beating me! I mean c'mon man! I'm destined to win! It's in my theme song!
Triple H: ...Yeah...about that.....as much as Tri'd like to Burn In Your "Light" ::Looks in Randy's eyes:: ...NO.
Orton: That's not fair!
Triple H: Randy, let me tell you a lil' Triple H.
Orton:...A story?
Triple H: Sit down Randy....::Orton sat down:: Once upon a Game, there was a guy, who was Triple H'd from his job at WCW...he joined the WWF, at the time and had many Triple H's against a Garbage Man, and a Godwinn, then he Triple H'd his way through mid-cardom, then became apart of a popular group in 97 called "Triple H and the other guy."

::HBK walked up::

HBK: Dude, you could've at least said that after I left...::Storms off:: Triple H and the "other guy" ::Keeps ranting::
Kurt Angle's voice: Hey, other guy!
HBK: Oh shut up!
Triple H: ..Anyway, After that, Triple H and the other guys went on to-
Orton: Hunter! I don't need your life story! WHY can't I win the title?? Orton vs. Batista would be a great Wrestlemania main event, man!
Triple H: That would be great. But it's missing one thing.
Orton: What?
Triple H: Triple H...

::Silence::

Orton: ..It's NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TRIPLE H! Why can't you fight "The other guy" at Wrestlemania or something?! Why must you take my spotlight?! ::Keeps ranting::
Triple H: ...::Gets up and goes into a fridge::
Orton: And another thing! ::Keeps going::
Triple H: ::Pulls out a sledgehammer and slowly walks over to Randy Orton::
Orton: And ANOTHER THING! What's the deal with-::Triple H clears his throat::...::Notices the sledgehammer::........Keep your damn title. ::Walks off:: I am SO going to Smackdown...

Confessional:

Orton: You should see the storyline they've got for me! You see this? CONCUSSION ANGLE....I gotta have these stupid eyes...and for what? WHAT?? What am I going to be doing at Wrestlemania? Batista stole my shot! ::Jindrak was heard laughing:: Oh shut up Mark! At least I'm on the card!

::After the Royal Rumble::

Cena: The Royal Rumble was a huge success! The fans went crazy when the Undertaker and Kane beat up Snitsky and Heidenreich! And they went even crazier for the Royal Rumble! Everybody BUT Paul London, and Randy Orton ended up happy...

::Meanwhile Christy Hemme was seen in the parking lot::

Christy: ::Skipping along:: Girls? Where'd you go? Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girl-::Christy got run over::

::In the car::

Trish: ::Driving:: I don't think that was necessar-
Torrie: Trish! We're gonna be in for a REALLY LONG RIDE if you don't cooperate! I can't be "Little Miss Smackdown" about her! Can't stand her! Okay?!
Trish: ......
Torrie: ::Hugs Trish:: Diiiiiiiivaaaassss! ::Twirls her hair::

::Trish and Torrie drove off as Christy was on the floor::

Christy: ::Gets up:: Man! ::Looks at two people:: I have GOT to watch where I'm going! ::Christy skipped off humming her theme music::

::The Undertaker and Kane were the two people::

Taker: O.O..
Kane: O.O...How come you can't sit up after getting hit by a car?
Taker: ::Rolls his eyes in the back of his head then walks off::
Kane: What?!...What?? ::Follows Taker::

END

This season on WWE Unleashed...

Scene:

Christian: ::Walking into the locker room:: Hey Edge, do you have any-O.O...Oh...My...God....
Lita: O.O...
Edge: O.O.....

Scene:

Trish: Lita, I came in to see how your surgery went and-O.O...Oh..My...God....
Lita: O.O...
Edge: O.O....

Scene:

Heidenreich: O.O I thought you were Maria Sharapova!!
Maria: O.O And I thought you were Jon Heidenreich!
Heidenreich: Hei-den-gasp!

Scene:

Steph: ...You know what'll help?
Triple H: ...What?
Steph: ::Blows a rasberry on Triple H's stomach::
Triple H: ::Laughs hysterically::

Scene:

Hassan: LET ME DRIVE PEOPLE! I'M NOT ARAB-AMERICAN!

::Fans tipped Hassan's car over::

Scene:

Paul London: ::Practicing his entrance run::
JBL: ::Hits him with the Clothesline Form Hell:: BAM!! ::Laughs:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
Akio: ...You just SERIOUSLY HURT HIM!
JBL: I'm not gonna get in trouble for it!

Scene:

Christy: ::Dancing around::
Victoria: ::Baggy eyes:: She doesn't sleep!!
Christy: ::Christy skip:: Woo-hooo!
Stacy: Desperate times call for desperate measures...
Victoria: O.O

Scene:

Taker: Dress code is against my character!
Vince: WEAR THE SUIT!
Taker: MAKE ME!

Scene:

Carlito: ::Eating an apple::....Hmmmmm....::Thinks long and hard::....::Chews the apple::....::Swallows it:: O.O OH CRAP! I DID IT!!

Scene:

Y2J: For the LAST TIME, IT IS NOT A METALLICA-HAIRCUT!
Benoit: What are you gonna do about it?! LOAD on Me?! Or RE-LOAD on ME?!? Go tell it to St. ANGER!

::Y2J and Benoit began to fight::

Scene:

Matt Hardy: FIRED?!?!
Molly Holly: FIRED?!?
Rhyno: FIRED?!?!
Triple H: ::Mouth full:: DIET?!?!


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