Disclaimer: The following parody series is an over exaggeration of internet rumors, WWE characters, and insanity. Five Star ENT does not own the rights to any of these characters or their characteristics. Five Star ENT also does not claim to own the PSDs used for this series. This is strictly for Entertainment Purposes Only. Five Star ENT has tremendous respect for the WWE wrestlers and professional wrestling in general and the risks they take day after to day, to keep us entertained. Now on to the story...

At the beginning of January 2005, Five Star ENT sent a crew of cameras to various WWE events to show the wrestling fans how life is in and outside the ring. The things you see here may shock you, make you laugh, make you cry, or make you downright say "I KNEW IT!" This material contains content not suitable for Triple H.
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World Wrestling Entertainment...

UNLEASHED

::The time is at the Royal Rumble, the WWE superstars are backstage preparing::

Confessional:

Triple H: The Royal Rumble...this is it. The big Triple H before Triple H main event. ...What? What are you looking at? Do you have a problem with the Triple H tonight?

Confessional:

Randy Orton: Ah yes…Triple H. Triple H has a Smurf Complex. He calls everything that's not him, a Triple H.

Scene:

::Triple H was in a restaurant with Stephanie::

Triple H: Can I get a Triple H with a side of Triple H and an Extra Large Title Belt?
Waiter: .....
Triple H: ....What?? What'd I say??
Steph: ::Shakes her head::

Confessional:

Randy Orton: It's gonna be tough doing a match with him tonight. I'm scheduled to win the World Heavyweight Title tonight!

::By John Cena:;

John Cena: Yo yo yo dawg...Da CHAMP IS HERE!!! And we DOIN' IT UP LIVE TONIGHT IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!! Yo this is a big weekend man...RAW and Smackdown are together in the same building! You should see the tension!

::Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler were talking with Torrie Wilson::

Trish: On RAW, I wrestle week after week. ::Holds her Women's Title:: Women's Champ baby!

::Trish and Stacy high five::

Torrie: ...Well...on Smackdown, I can fire a mean T-Shirt. I mean one time it went all the way to the balcony area! ...::Looks down:: A-and I took a fan's eye out and I am currently in a lawsuit against the family...

::Trish looks at Stacy::

Torrie: ^_^; Haha...

::Christy Hemme's music begins to play::

Trish: O.O Oh no...
Stacy: O.O That music!
Torrie: What? What's goin on?

::Christy came skipping up to them::

Torrie: What's wro-

::Trish and Stacy were already running away::

Christy: ::Fastly:: ^_^ You're Torrie right?? Huh? Torrie Wilson-Gruner?? From Smackdown?? I'm Christy Hemme! We get to roll balls tonight! I like balls! Balls are fun! And they bounce and bounce and go boing boing boing boing boing!
Torrie: Oh My God...
Christy: ::Fastly:: So what do you like to do? What's your favorite color? Mine is red? Are you married to Kidman? Is he a Kid or a Man? ::Giggles:: I giggle a lot. Are you into motorcycles? I am. I have one that goes real real real real fast! And it's alll VROOM VROOOOOOM! VRRRRRRR-RRRRHNNNRRNERNNNNN!
Torrie: ::Sighs::
Christy: RRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!

Confessional:

Torrie: Christy....my opinion of her...is...O.O AHHHH!
Christy: ::Sitting next to Torrie:: Hey ball buddy what are ya doin?? Is this the confessional?? I wanna talk! Hi I'm Christy Hemme! RAW Diva Search Winner! ::Hums her theme::
Torrie: ::Bangs her head::

Confessional:

Randy Orton: One of the cool things you get to see is the interaction between stars. I mean look at the way they hit it off.

::Maria was seen looking at her feet::

Heidenreich: ::Walks up:: O.O MARIA!!!!
Maria: O_O Ahhhh!
Heidenreich: O.o Ya wAnNa HeAr A pOeM bY HEI-DEN-REICH???
Maria:.....Ummm...OKAY! O_O
Heidenreich: OkAy! ThIs Is OnE oF mY dIsAsTeR pIeCeS! ThIs Is SpEcIaL!

Note: I'm gonna stop writing Heidenreich like that because it annoys me.

Heidenreich: The Royal Rumble is great! Heidenreich is excited! Filled with glee-a! He's going to fight The Undertaker...and he's talking to Maria! Casket Match is what they booked! The match is going to be insane! The writing team has special spots planned! With Snitsky...and Kane!! Heidenreich wants to win this! Win this for Maria! And after the show, Heidenreich wants to know..if you want to go out...with me-a?? And THAT...WAS A POEM...BY HEI-DEN-REICH!! SO WHAT'D YA THINK???
Maria: O_O....Ummmmmm....What's The Royal Rumble?
Heidenreich: .....

::Meanwhile the writing team was deciding the Royal Rumble::

Steph: Okay...so we're gonna have Triple H lose to Randy Orton.
Vince: Agreed.

::Rumbling was heard as the team looked around::

Vince: What's that noise??

::Triple H barged in::

Triple H: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

::Silence::

Triple H: I didn't Triple H this!
Vince: Hunter...you're not on the team...
Steph: Hun? Shouldn't you be working out?
Triple H: I'm in great Triple Shape! ::Triple H's shirt ripped and a gut showed::
Steph: ...Then what's that?
Triple H: "Character.."

::Silence::

::Vince whispered to Stephanie::

Vince: What the hell is he growing on his face?
Steph: I-don't-know...
Triple H: Giving the Triple H to Orton is Triple H...that's like giving Chris Benoit or Eddie Guerrero the Triple H...
Vince: ....
Triple H: You should give Triple H the Triple H so Triple H can go to Triplemania and face the Royal Rumble winner infront of 80,000 Triple H's!
Vince: But Hunter, that was not the plan.
Triple H: Do you wanna disappoint all the Triple H's?? This is Tridiculous! (Ridiculous)
Steph: Hunter, we already spoke about this. You're obsessed with the title! I mean, you're even thinking of the title when you look at me right now! Aren't you?
Triple H: O.O Uh...

(Cue picture from preview)

Steph: Hunter...
Triple H: Okay! Okay! I admit it! ::Clings to her legs:: I'm Triple Hing about the Triple H!!
Steph: ....
Triple H: But me with the Triple H is good for Triple H! I mean whose gonna hold the Triple H? JERICHO??

::The writing team laughs hysterically::

::Outside::

Y2J: ...::Looks at his contract::...::Throws it down angrily then looks at a TNA Contract::

::Inside the writing room they all calmed down::

Steph: That...that was a good laugh.
Triple H: Yes. A very good Triple H...
Vince: Not even Smurfs say their name that much. Hunter, it's bad for business. We're going to lose ratings and money...
Triple H: Then Triple H a Cruiserweight! Or a woman! Triple H Matt Hardy!
Jim Ross: ...I think he means "fire"
Vince: We could never fire Matt Hardy.
Steph: That would just be stupid....
Triple H: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease give me the Triple H....
Steph: Awwwww! Dad! Look at that face...

Cue Triple H face shot:

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::Vince shuddered in disgust::

Vince: Alright! He can keep the title if he stops making that face...
Triple H: Yes!! This calls for a Triple H!

::Motorhead barges into the room and begins to play Triple H's theme song::

Triple H: ::Drinks some water::...
Steph: Don't spit! DON'T SPI-

::Triple H did his water mist trick::

Vince: >.< AHHH it's everywhere damn it!

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To Be Continued...Keep It Five Star!