::By Lita::

Lita: Are they gone yet?
Trish; Yup. Man this has been fun though! I thought you'd be all upset and I'd have to-
Lita: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ::Begins crying hysterically::
Trish: What's wrong...?
Lita: I ::Sniffling hard:: I-I-I-I MISS EDGEEEEEEEEE! ::Cries on Trish::
Trish: ::Sighs:: Oh damn it...::Rubs her back:: It's okay...it's okay...
Lita: No it's not! ::Buries her head in Trish's breasts:: I want my Edge!
Trish: It'll be okay...
Ron: ::Walks up and sees Trish and Lita:: Hot...
Trish; RON?! Not NOW! OKAY?!
Ron: ::Rolls his eyes then walks off::
Trish: Trust me, sometimes a break is good.
Lita: How is it good?
Trish: You need time to yourself. Time to figure out who you are. And what you want in life.
Lita: I know what I want in life. I want EDGE! ::Cries::
Trish: Lita! Listen to me! Listen! Face out of boobs! Face! Out Of! Boobs! ::Pulls Lita's face out::
Lita: ::Has a really ugly cry-face::
Trish: ::Looks away:: Lita...::Sighs:: You gotta man-up! You made this decision for you! And the Thundercats!
Lita: Luchagors!
Trish: Right right. Luchagors...you gotta be strong though! Do you think Edge is crying right now?! No! Edge is being his normal Rated R Superstar Superself!

::By Edge::

Edge: ..What you expected me to be crying?! Go back to Lita!

::By Lita::

Trish: ..Well that deterred from the script. ::Lita cried more:: What?
Lita: You're breaking the fourth wall!! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trish: ::Rolls her eyes:: I'm sorry for "breaking the fourth wall."  But Lita, I hate seeing you like this. This isn't the Lita I know. Where's the Lita that was happy for a Nintendo 64 one Christmas morning?
Lita: She's gone...
Trish: No she's not!
Lita: I hit her with a DDT...
Trish: Lita! ::Smiles:: She's here! ::Touches Lita's heart:: You just gotta let her out...
Lita: ..Are you asking me to take my top off?
Ron's voice: Hot.
Trish: RON?! NOT NOW OKAY?! ::Ron sucked his teeth:: I HEARD THAT! No Lita, keep your top on. And trust me. We're gonna get you back on your feet.
Lita: I'm already standing...
Trish: ...
Lita: What? I am!
Trish: Anyway, you'll be back to your normal omlette eating self!
Lita: ..I could go for an omlette right now...
Trish: A...Denny's Omlette? ^_^
Lita: O.O Yes! God Yes!
Trish: ::Rubs her hands together mischievously:: Good...good...::Smirks:: You're slowly coming back Lita...::Wraps an arm around her:: Lets go get you that omlette...
Lita: ::Rubs her hands together mischievously:: Good...good...
Trish: RON! GOING OUT FOR A BIT!
Ron's voice: Where you goin?
Trish: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! ::Puts on clothes then walks out with Lita::
Lita: Wow...married life has changed you..
Trish: How so?
Lita: Well...you're more of a bitch..
Trish: ::Glares::
Lita: ..::Looks away:: Says some people. Not..not me though. I-I don't think that...

::By Edge::

Edge: Hey, where the hell has Cena been?
Orton: Cuck Fena...
Matt: Ooooh. Burn.
Jeff: I fail to see the logic in that being a burn. Why do we call it burn anyway? No one gets burned...

::MVP goes by on fire::

MVP: SPEAK FOR YOUSELF!! ::MVP runs off on fire::
Kane: ::Walks by laughing evily::

::Silence::

Jeff: Imag-i-nate...::Jeff Hardy pose::
Edge: ...How do you put up with it?
Matt: I just let him talk. He'll tire himself out. ::Jeff gyrates::
Orton: ::Nudges Jeff so he'll stop:: Okay, so we need to get Edge back on his feet.
Edge: I am on my feet.
Orton: ::Kicks Edge in the knee::
Edge: OWWWWWWWWWWW!! ::Holds his knee:: Oww what the hell?! ::Falls to the ground:: Owww-howww!
Orton: As I was saying, we need to get Edge back on his feet. ::Edge is heard groaning:: Technically Lita and him are "on a break" soooo...lets hook Edge up with someone nice.
Matt: I agree. I know the best way to get over Lita too!
Orton: Tears and e-mails?
Matt: ...::Walks off::
Orton: What?? Soggy e-mail is in these days! Oh c'mon man! ::Follows him trying to explain what he just said::
Edge: ::Holding his knee:: Do something..
Jeff: ...::Gyrates:: ^_^
Edge: It's like a male Candice Michelle...

::By Matt::

Matt: ::Covering something:: This is the perfect way to get over Lita. I did this and my life has never been better. And on top of that I'm still friends with Lita. So I say go for it! ::Uncovers Ashley's ears::
Ashley: Dude, what were you saying?
Matt: Ashley? Edge. Edge? Ashley.
Edge: ..I know of the Masshole, Hardy.
Ashley: Hell Yes. Edge knows where it's at. We've chilled before. He's got two turn tables and a microphon-
Edge: This is why I rejected your myspace request...

::Walking is heard::

Mr. Kennedy...Kennedy...: ::With Candice Michelle on his arm::..::Looks at Edge and Ashley:: NERDS!!!! ::Points to them then walks off::
Orton: Hey, what's with Candic-
Kennedy's voice: Give us a couple of scenes and it'll all make sense!
Edge: Anywayy...I don't think dating (Kennedy's voice: ALL MAKE SENSE!) Thanks Kennedy. (Kennedy's voice: YOU'RE WELCOME!) I don't think dating Ashley to get over Lita is a smart idea.
Ashley: Wait wait. He wants you to date me?!
Orton: I KNOW! I was shocked too! I was like "Of all the peo-::Gets hit in the stomach:: Haha. You touched ab baby! ::Slaps his abs then does the Orton pose:: I feel nothin-::Ashley cups him:: O.O I feel that! ::Holds his crotch and leans on Jeff::
Jeff: ::Looks at him::...
Orton; Just don't move and I-::Feels Jeff Gyrating:: Ah damn it...
Ashley: I-I feel USED! Matt I can't believe you! Besides, I'm too young to fall in love!
Matt: ...See? You two both love rock music.
Edge: Well yeah...
Ashley: That's true..but our chemicals don't romance.
Jeff: Said that one before...
Ashley: ::Looks at Jeff::
Jeff: ...Well ya did!
Ashley: ::Looks at Edge:: Well we don't have anything else in common, dude. It's not gonna work. No Strings Attatched.
Edge: I secretly have that N'Sync song on my iPod.
Ashley: Dude me too!
Matt: There's another thing!
Edge: We both hate Matt Hardy.
Ashley: Oops! You did it again!
Matt: Alrig-heyy wait a minute!
Ashley: ..You wanna...go get a red bull?
Edge: ::Smirks::Sure...

::Edge walks off with Ashley::

Kendrick: ::Runs up:: Ashley?! Ashley wait! Ash-::Runs after her but gets RKO'd in the process::

::Matt and Jeff look at Orton::

Orton: ...What? Ashley + hitting Randy Orton in the junk = Kendrick and London getting an RKO. ..Simple equation people. Now if you'll excuse me...::Walks off::
London's voice: Hey, have you seen Bria-::RKO sounds are heard:: AHHHH!

::Silence::

Jeff: ..Well think of it this way...you got Edge and Ashley together. You did somethin right! ^_^
Matt: ..

::Minutes later::

::In the cafeteria::

Matt: So then the staph infection was really a piece of peperroni lodge next to my-O.O OH MY GOD!
Jeff: ::Eating cookie dough:: My thoughts exactly man...you need better dinner conversation...
Matt: No, not that! Look!

::Ashley was knocked out on the floor::

Edge: ::Walks up:: I'm sorry. She just kept saying PUNS and I dropped a quarter and she was all drop it like its hot and I was in spear position and I just couldn't help myself!
Matt: ::Glares::
Jeff: He speared her right out of her big sweaty boots..
Edge: ..No I didn't...

::Snitsky walks up with the boots::

Snitsky: Thank you. ::Smiles then walks off::

::Silence::

Jeff: ::Eats cookie dough;:
Matt: Give me ::Snatches it::THAT! ::Jeff looks down:: We need a new plan...
Edge: Agreed...

::Jeff, Matt and Edge walk off while Ashley is still KO'd on the floor::

::Carlito walks up holding hands with Torrie Wilson::

Carlito: So then he was telling Carlito about his staph infection really being peperron-
Torrie: Oh My GOD!
Carlito: I know! Not proper dinner conversation at al-
Torrie: No, that! ::Points to Ashley:: USE A BED or something if you're gonna nap like that!
Carlito: Tsk tsk tsk...lack of etiquette?! ::Bites into an apple:: Thas not cool...
Torrie: ...Neither is chewing with your mouth open.
Carlito: What?!
Torrie: ::Fastly:: I miss my dogs..

::By Lita::

Trish: ::Driving::
Lita: So...what's with the cop car?
Trish: I'm a cop now...
Lita: ::Looks to the right of her and sees a camera::Ahhh!
Trish: On a reality show...
Lita: ...Are we there yet?
Trish: ::Glares::

::At Denny's::

Lita: ::Scarfing down omlette's:: DON'T FILM THIS! ::Continues to eat::
Trish: ::Sighs:: Lita, I know I said the omlette would help, but c'mon. Eat like a human...
Lita: ::Muffled:: I ah ruhmer! (I am human!)
Trish: ::Sighs:: Lita...this is like your fifth omlette.
Lita: SO?!
Trish: "Soooo..." I know I said we should go to Denny's, but you don't wanna eat your pain away. This can be corrected! If you and Edge love each other, then true love will conquer over all. And I'll tell you what. Love is a beautiful thi-::Gets a phone call::...::Picks it up:: What?! ...WHAAAT?! ::Sighs:: I'M ON DUTY! Okay! Bye! ::Hangs up::
Lita: Who was that?
Trish: Ron.
Lita: .....
Trish: As I was saying, true love is a beautiful thing. I mean look at all of the wrestling couples. Macho Man and Eliz-...uhh...X-Pac and Chy-...noooo...Goldust and Terr-...::Sighs:: O.O! Oh! I know! Triple H and Stephanie McMahon!

::By Stephanie::

Steph: Can you open the damn door please?! ::Locked out of her office::

::HBK and Triple H were playing around inside::

Steph: I'LL END THIS DX THING RIGHT NOW MISTER! ...Don't make me count to three! Oneeeeeeeee......twooooooooooooooooooo.....::Sighs:: Hunter come on! ::The door finally opens:: FINALLY! You know I-::Gets kicked then Pedigreed:: O.O!
Triple H: TAG! You're it! ::Laughs::
HBK: ...Dude, that's your wife...
Triple H: ..C'mon! That's funny.
HBK: No, that's horrible!
Triple H: ::Nudges Steph with a sledgehammer:: C'monnnn...wake up!
HBK: ::Sighs then walks off:: I'm gonna go pray for you...
Triple H: ::Blinks:: ...WAKE UP! ::Is about to wake her up with the sledgehammer but the scene changes::

::By Trish::

Trish: ::Holds her hand:: It's going to work out. I promise...
Lita: You don't understand. I-::Gets a phone call:: Hello?? Edge?! ...Oh, it's YOU...

::On the phone::

Orton: Lita, hear me out, man.
Lita: I'm not your man!
Orton: Look, man you know what I mean. Edge is sorry for whatever he did, man!
Lita: "Whatever he did?!, man! " He should know what he did, man!
Trish: ::Looks over to the waitress:: She must be talking to Orton...
Waitress: ...Don't talk to me. ::Trish glares::
Orton: ::Sighs:: Look! He knows what he did, and he's sorry for it. He can't come to the phone right now..because he's crying.
Lita: Really?
Orton: Yeah. He's crying. He misses you really really bad. ::Edge was in the background having a breakdancing contest with Jeff Hardy while Matt Hardy tried to wake Ashley up::
Lita: Really?? You're serious?!
Orton: I'm as serious as Chris Benoit!
Lita: That's pretty serious.
Trish: How serious is he?
Lita: Chris Benoit serious!
Trish: ::Gasp::
Lita: Yeah I know! Okay Orton, so what are we gonna do about this?
Orton: Well, here's what we do. The WWE has their annual Christmas Party where all the good talent and pushed wrestlers celebrate a wonderful year and all the Heat guys have to do cleanup duty. ::Laughs:: I'm gonna make Venis' life such a living HELL that night! Here's what I have planned. First, I'm gonna get a-
Lita: Randy! On topic, please...
Orton: Fine...just show up there. Okay? It'll all be fixed there.
Lita: Fine. I'll be there. And I'm bringing Trish too.
Trish: O.O What?!
Orton; O.O Trish is coming?!
Lita: Yup. See ya then Orton.
Orton: Wait I wanna know more about Tri-::Lita hangs up:: Ah man...::Walks over:: So...

::Edge and Jeff Hardy were both doing their versions of the robot::

Jeff: Rock...ro-bot rock...::Lets his arm hang::
Edge: ....Fine. You win.
Orton: ...Anyway, I did it. I spoke to her.
Edge: Really?! You did something right?!
Orton; Yeah. Wait a minute...I resent that! I always do things right!
Edge: You-whatever. What did you tell her?
Orton: I told her to come to the WWE Christmas Party.

::Silence::

Edge: NO!!!!!
Orton: What?!
Edge: I told you to tell her that we'd meet somewhere private! Now everyone is going to be in my business! I'm a very private person! I don't want anyone else knowing that Lita and I are having problems.
Matt: o.o..Then I shouldn't be blogging about it huh?
Edge: ::Growls::
Ashley: ::Wakes up slowly:: Dude, someone bring me to lif-::Gets a laptop thrown at her:: AHH! ::KO'd again::
Matt: EDGE!
Edge: ::Jeff gyrates:: I hate computers! I hate you! I hate Jeff! ::Jeff stops slowly then frowns:: And I hate her!
Orton: ...Least ya like m-
Edge: I HATE YOU THE MOST!
Orton: ::Does a long drawnout gasp as he does the Orton pose in shock:: O.O MEEEE?!
Edge: Yes YOUUUU! Especially YOU!
Orton: ::Eyes water up::
Edge: You know what I should've done was just apologize to Lita, EARLY! But NO! I got help from all you guys! And now everything is worse! I have the worst predicament right now!

::By Kennedy::

Kennedy: ::Laying in bed next Candice:: ...H'ohhhh crap....
Shelton: ::Opens the door:: Candice, do you have my extra Wiimote because O.O...
Kennedy: O.O...

::Charlie Haas walked up::

Haas: Dude, are we playing Wii or no-O.O Ohhhh...

::Silence::

Kennedy: O.O Now that I have your attention...::Runs off holding on to the sheets::
Shelton; GET BACK HERE! ::Chases after him::
Candice: ::Wakes up:: Oh Go-Daddy...::Looks down::
Haas: THERE'S the extra Wiimote...::Looks at Candice::Wanna play?
Candice: ::Sighs::

::By Edge::

Edge: This is hopeless. Someone kill me now. ::The Undertaker slowly crept up, but Kane pulled him back::
Orton: Hey now...::Sits next to Edge:: I know you're upset, but try to look on the bright side. I'm very pretty. And you're sitting next to me...a very pretty person. Which makes you prettier on the inside...
Edge: ......Do you think before you say these things?
Orton: Thoughts are for losers!
Edge: ::Buries his face in his hands:: Look, just leave me alone...::Walks off::
Matt: Edge c'mon! Don't do this!
Jeff: Imag-I-Nate, Edge! I-MAG-I-NATE!

::Silence::

Orton: Does this mean we're no longer having the Rated RKO-rgy?

::Matt and Jeff look at Orton::

Orton: ...::Points to Ashley:: She's invited...
Matt: ::Shakes his head::

::A couple weeks later::

::By Candice::

Victoria: Soo...you slept with Mr. Kennedy...
Candice: ::Looking down:: Yeah..
Victoria: Kennedyyyyyyyy...
Candice: Yeah...
Victoria: And Shelton found out...
Candice: Yeah...I tried reaching out to him him but he's too busy playing with his Wii.
Torrie: Maybe he wouldn't be playing with his Wii if-
Victoria: Stop. Just stop. Lets not take this route.
Maria: Maybe you can use the wand to-
Candice: Maria! PLEASE! Okay? You're the only one who believes the wand thing anymore! That was three weeks ago! STOP with the GO-DADDY WAND!
Maria: ...The wand has changed you..
Candice: ::Growls:: I wish Lita were here. She'd tell me what to do about cheating. ::Sighs:: THIS SUCKS!
Mickie: ::Wearing glasses and going through books:: PLEASE! I have finals to study for...
Victoria: You'll be able to talk to Lita tonight...she's gonna be at the Christmas party!
Candice: Really??
Victoria: Why do people do that? I just TOLD you. Yes, she's going to be there. Anyway, ::Gets up:: I gotta go set up for the party. Fat Tony's is in charge of catering.
Melina: ::Sarcastic tone:: OH SO YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE GOOD!
Victoria: ...
Melina: I actually meant that it's gonna be good...sorry if that came off rude...
Victoria: It's okay. ::Pulls out a check list and marks off cups and plates:: Music? You're next...::Pulls out some hair then walks off::
Melina: ::Looks around suspiciously::...::Tears out a page of Mickie James homework::
Mickie: Oh what the hell?!
Melina: ::Acts as if she did nothing::

::By Edge::

Edge: ::Pacing around:: Shit shit shit shit..

::Umaga came in screaming::

Umaga: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-::Regular voice:: Edge? What's wrong? You look sad...
Edge: ::Sighs:: It's nothing...::Sits down::
Umaga: C'mon...talk to me...
Edge: ::Sighs:: Well, Lita's gonna be here and the past few weeks, she and I-
Umaga: Have been on bad terms...?
Edge: Yeah. You could say that...
Umaga: Oh Edge...::Sits next next to him:: I bet a lot of people are telling you this but it's going to be okay...Lita cares about you and you care about her. Any problems you have with each other can and will easily be worked out.
Edge: You think so?
Umaga: I know so ^_^
Edge: ^_^ Thanks Umaga.
Umaga: Anytime, also, you should apologize to your friends, they were only trying to help you...
Edge: I know...I've got a lot of apology's to do...
Umaga: I know you'll do the right thing...now if you'll excuse me ::Stands up and is normal Umaga again:: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ::Goes off on a rampage again::
Victoria's voice:NO NO! NOT THE PLATES!

::Shattering is heard::

Umaga: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGAAAAAAAAAAAA! ::Smiles and has the regular tone:: Later Edge.
Edge: ::Smiles:: Later Umaga...

::Umaga stormed off screaming::

Victoria's voice: AHHH!

::Orton ran up::

Orton: EDGE!
Edge: Ahh! Oh great, it's you...
Orton: Aren't you supposed to be apologizing to your friends?
Edge: How did you know about that?
Orton: I was eavesdropping. Then I ran in here at the perfect time to speak to you. Time? Zero. Randy Orton? Eight! ::Orton pose::
Edge: ..I hope you thank God every night that you're pretty...
Orton: I do! ^_^
Edge: Anyway, I'm not doing that yet, so you can go.
Orton: Oh c'monnn. I'm bored! Matt and Jeff are boring. Joey Mercury won't smell the roses with me. And Candice Michelle is too "depressed" to Dutty Wine.
Edge: What the hell's a dutty wine.
Orton: You're not down with the brothers, so you wouldn't know. Orton be keepin in touch with his roots, mon!
Edge: ....
Orton: See?! Bored! This is what boredom does to me. C'monnn. RKO-rgy! You know you wanna.
Edge: I have to apologize to Lita! This has to be perfect! ::Sighs:: I wish I never got myself into this mess.
Orton: Hmmmm!

::Victoria was on a ladder setting up the lights::

Orton: ::Walks over and pushes her over::
Victoria: AHHHH! ::Crashes through a conveintly placed table::
Orton: ::Takes the lightbulb and holds it over his head:: I have an idea!
Edge: O.O Did it involve murdering Victoria?!
Orton: Oh, she's fine! Just leave it up to your best friend!
Edge: Christian?
Orton: Why yes. I am a Christian! Thank you for asking! ::Walks off::
Edge: I've got a bad feeling about this...::Picks up Victoria and carries her off::
Victoria: That ain't the table to mess with...
Edge: I know Victoria...I know...

::Later on::

::Everyone was partying and having a good time::

Kennedy: This SUCKS! I've been beaten on by Undertakers! Kane's! Batista's! Surgeons! But now I have a black guy aftter me! I didn't wanna get with Candice! But she's so ANNOYING that it's a turn on! A TURN ON! Kennedy has FETISHES! ...FET-IS-HES!! Now I don't know what to DO WITH MYSELF!
Tony Chimmel: ...So what did you guys do with each other?
Kennedy: Well it started off by her telling me she used to do porn and-WAIT A MINUTE! You're supposed to be HELPING!
Chimmel: No no. This helps. This helps. Trust me. Describe it slowly.
Kennedy: ...::Taps the mic::
Chimmel: Yeah I'm leaving...

::By Vince::

Vince: Ah, this is wonderful! Everyone's having a good time! Exchanging gifts and dancing and sleeping with each other! It's so good, it makes me wanna romp Kristal!
Kristal: Hmm?
Vince: Merry Christmas!
Kristal: Oh...^_^ ::Walks off::
Vince: Yeah, Shane imagine if I had a kid with THAT!
Shane: That's DISGUSTING!
Vince: For STORYLINE PURPOSES! DUH! ::Shane walked off:: Oh C'MON! We can use a Bratz doll or somethin! Whatever, The Annual "No Rob Van Dam's Allowed Because He Doesn't Support Our Troops" Christmas Party is a hit!

::Victoria was in a wheelchair next to Ashley who was also in a wheelchair::

Victoria: So what happened to you?
Ashley: Laptop, Spear, when they were bodypainting I kept fidgiting and I fell off the table...onto another table...
Victoria: ...Does this mean I'm spending my whole night with you?
Ashley: Yup! But that's okay! AIn't no party like a Massaro party! Cause a Massaro Party Don't Sto-
Victoria: ::Groans loudly::

::By Candice::

Candice: ::Pouting::
Maria: You know your wand can fix everythi-
Candice: MARIA! ...::Smirks:: Here. I am no longer fit to hold the wand. You take it.
Maria: Really?! It's mine now?!
Candice: A Christmas Present. From your uhh...Secret Santa. ^_^
Maria: WOW! This is the best present I ever had! ::CM Punk was walking up with a gift::
CM Punk: ...Awww...::Looks down and throws the present aside::

::By Edge::

Edge: Where's Lita..
Orton: She'll be here...and when she comes, my plan will make everything perfect again.
Edge: I have a bad feeling about this...

::By Lita::

Lita: C'MON! WE HAVE TO GO!
Trish: NOT YET! These people are parked illegally! I have to write these tickets!
Lita: You're NOT A REAL COP!
Trish: ::Long overdrawn gasp::
Lita: ..Oh c'mon...::Trish's eyes watered up:: I didn't mean that...c'mere...::Holds her::
Trish: ::Cries on her shoulder::
Lita: I'm sorry...I'm sorry. You're a real cop. You really are. You...you clubbed that 6yr. old with the sugar packets really good today. A-any cop would've thought that was cocaine. Okay?
Trish: Okay...
Lita: I just wanna go see Edge...and we're already late...
Trish: Lita, you forget...that I am an officer of the law! Time for some Speedus-faction!
Lita: ::Groans::
Trish: ::Points to her badge:: OFFICER STRATUS IS ALLOWED TO MAKE ALL THE CORNY JOKES SHE WANTS!

::Trish and Lita got in the car and speeded off::

::Back at the party::

Nitro: I got you something. ::Hands Mercury a present::
Mercury: ::Opens it:: Chutes and Ladders...
Nitro: Wanna play??
Mercury: ...::Chases after him::
Nitro: ::Runs:: Melina put me up to it! Blame her!

::Cryme Time came up to Torrie::

JTG: Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo! YO!
Torrie: ..Yes, I have a yoyo. ::Sniffles:: It's the only thing that I can actually use to "Walk The Dog!" ::Cries::
Shad: Aww. C'mere girl.
JTG: We got a present for you.

::Shad showed Torrie her dogs::

Torrie: MY DOGS! YOU FOUND EM!
JTG: Uhh...yeah...found 'em!
Torrie:  ::Hugs Cryme Time:: I don't know how I could ever repay you! ::Carlito notices::
JTG: Aww. Hey, do you like to run?
Torrie: Yeah...
Shad: Do you like trains? ::Carlito's eyes widened::
Torrie: They're okay..
JTG: Come this way...I think we have a gift all three of us can enjoy...

::Cryme Time walked off with Torrie::

Carlito: ::Follows:: Hold on! Wait a minute! Carlito knows where this is going!

::Lita and Trish came in::

Trish: Wow, it's pretty festive in here.
Lita: Who says that?
Mickie: O.O IT'S TRISH! ::Puts her books down and runs over::

::Everyone runs over to Trish::

Mickie: O.O Uh-oh...she's an officer now.
RVD: O.O! ::Hides a bag::
Vince: Hold everything! ...RVD, what are you doing at the "No Rob Van Dam's" Christmas Party?!
RVD: Dude, I-
Vince: ::Taps his foot::
RVD: ::Sighs then walks off:: Just a few more months...

::Ashley and Victoria wheel over::

Ashley: Dude I win!
Victoria: ::Under her breath:: It's not a race idiot..
Ashley: Wha?
Victoria: I said we're in the same place....idiot.

::Everyone tried to talk to Trish::

Trish: Yes. Yes. I'm an Officer. Who wants to touch me? ::Hears her boot get unzipped:: Touch my arms! ARMS! ::Boot gets zipped back up::
Lita: ::Just sneaks away from everyone::
Orton: ::Slaps Edge on the back with a chair:: O.O THERE SHE IS! ::Points to Lita::
Edge: ::Winces trying not to fall::..I SAW HER! ::Snatches the chair and almost hits Orton with it::
Orton: Just leave it up to me...

::Orton got on a mic::

Orton: ::Clears his throat:: LITA YOU BITCH!
Lita: O.O!

::Everyone turns to Orton::

Orton: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO EDGE! HE CARED ABOUT YOU! CHEATING ON HIM?! WITH KENNY OF ALL PEOPLE?!
Kenny: Huh??
Orton: AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU BROUGHT OFFICER STRATUS OVER HERE?! TO CHECK ON HIS PAROLE?! YOU KNOW HE'S BEEN OFF THE JUNK FOR YEARS, LITA! FOR YEARS!
Edge: Oh God...
Orton: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! YOU SHOULD FEEL MORE SHAME THAN ROB VAN DAM!
Vince's Voice: HELL YEAH!

::Lita walks over to Edge::

Lita: You brought me all the way over here to have Randy Orton say a bunch of lies about me?!
Orton: Hey! She said my full name!
Edge: Lita, I can explain...actually I can't explain. Orton's an idiot.
Lita: Save it Edge. Just...you know...I...us...we...omlettes...and...::Starts to cry::

Edge's V.O.: And THIS is the part you came in on...Matt Hardy is laughing because he's posting a new Hagar The Horrible Comic on his blog...such a nerd...

Edge: Lita, you know that's not true. Ever since you've left I've felt like crap. I've had to hang around losers like Matt, Jeff and Orton.
Orton: Heyyy!
Matt: We're not losers!
Jeff: We're champions! ...And Matt.
Matt: ::Slaps him upside the head::
Edge: I've been miserable!
Lita: Yeah?! You think YOU'RE miserable?! I've gained 10 pounds from Denny's alone...and on top of that, I gotta hang with The Big Boss-Woman over here.
Trish: Oh thanks...I only took you in and fed you and tucked you in at night and blew on your tummy when yo uwere sad and picked out all the red fruit loops cause I knew you had a phobia of them and..oh I could go on Lita. Bitch.
Edge: By the way? That outfit makes you look fat.
Trish: O.O!
Orton: Yeah! It's like she's "Trishera!" Get it? Trish? Viscera? FAT?! ::Laughs::
Trish: ::Pulls out her nightstick::
Orton: O.O Wait we can talk about this! ::Hides behind Edge::
Edge: ::Rolls his eyes:: Anyway...I guess what I'm trying to say is..I'm sorry...and I love you.

::Eveyrone gasps::

Vince: EWWWWWWWWWWWW...LOVE!
Lita: I love you too...
Vince: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Edge: DO YOU MIND?!
Vince: ::Glares::
Edge: Sir?
Vince: Better.
Edge: I want you to be happy. And if being a rockstar is your dream then live it. As long as you're happy. I'm happy.
Lita: ::Smiles:: I'm happy.
Edge: Then I'm happy.

::Edge and Lita begin to kiss::

Everyone: Awwwwwwww!

::Edge and Lita begin to make out::

Everyone:Ah-awww...

::Edge and Lita begin to strip each other::

Trish; Oh here we go...
Orton: ::Sniffling:: That was beautiful...::Sighs:: I wish there was something like that for me...
Trish: Oh Randy...
Orton: No no. It's okay...::Looks down:: I'm fine...
???: You sure about that?

::Orton looks up with excitement::

Orton: CENA?!
Cena: ::Walks up:: Look dawg. I'm sorry about what I did. You know I didn't mean it.
Orton: I'm sorry too.

::Cena and Orton hug::

Orton: Partners?
Cena: Partners.
Orton: Hey, I've got a surprise for you...
Cena: What?
Orton: ::RKO's Trish::
Trish: O.O AHHH! OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWNNN! ::Melina laughs hysterically as Mickie James crawls over to Trish::
Cena: ...How is that for me?!
Orton: It isn't. ^_^ But I missed the way you'd be disgusted with my acts.
Cena: Awww. ::Cena salutes Orton then walks off::
Orton: Hey, that's so lame by the way. ::Follows him::

::Candice walks up to Shelton;:

Candice: Since everyone is reconciling and stuff...I'm sorry Shelton...but I just had to see if you still loved me...I mean all you did was play with your Wii. What about me? What about Candice?
Ashley: Hey, how come no one gets on her for punning?!
Candice: SHUT UP MASSARONI!
Ashley: ::Wheels off angrilly::
Candice: So, you forgive me?
Shelton: ...No. ::Walks off::
Candice: O.O..
Kennedy: ...Lemme be the first to say....HAAAAAAAAaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Candice: I'm pregnant.
Kennedy: HA-WHAT?! O.O...
Candice: ::Smirks evily then does the Go-Daddy dance::

::The show fades to black::

::DX walks up::

Triple H: MERRY DX-MAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
HBK: And if you're not down with that, we've got TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Triple H: S-
HBK: Jesus Christ. ::Turns to the camera:: Because Jesus is the reason for the season. Remember that folks as you open your presents, drink your egg nog, and ::Yells out:: HAVE SEX ON THE FLOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARTY!
Edge's voice: Damn right!
HBK: ::Begins to sign:: Siiiiiilent Niiiiiight!
Triple H: Oh boy..
HBK: Hooooooolyyyy niiiight...
Triple H: CuT!

::HBK continues to sing as Triple H just crotch chops around and tries to keep up the DX Charade::

Triple H: It's not working!
HBK: Sleeeeeeeep in heavennlyyyyyyy peeeeaaaeeece! Sleeeeeeep in heeeeeeeeeavenly peeeeeeeeeeeaaaace!
Triple H: BREAK IT DOWN! Duh nuh nuh nuhn! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! Duh nuh nuh nuhn! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh!
HBK: ...Duh nuh nuh nuhn! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh!

::DX walked off singing their theme::

Triple H: DUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH-
HBK: D-GENERATION X!
Triple H: DUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH-
HBK: D-GENERATION!

::Maria sneaks up::

Maria: With my magic wand! I wish that you guys have a safe and happy Christmas! ::Taps the camera with the wand:: Keep It Five Star! ::Sneaks off::
Kennedy's voice: PREGNANT?!
END

Kennedy: PREGNANT!?!?!